May 2013
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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deeperstateofmind:
sweet-plush-rump:
mischiefinthesnow:
jaclcfrost:
do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot
like
do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it
before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows
i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork
artwork that melts
“You are all welcome.”
Why...
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION
eatsleepcrap:
ANGST
FLUFF
CRACK
AND… *AHEM*
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janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
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AAAAAndyyyyy: I've been using this site for 4... →
zoophobiacrazies:
autulin:
steam-powered-nakodile:
clockwork-lives:
yaspookyshisno:
asgardianette:
aurorinthetardis:
skarosoul:
0650pm:
If your parents ever walk into your room. Open this link. Then pretend to type. Instant Essay!…
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Today I went to Subway.
sleeping-with-hayleywilliams:
letsfeelthathing:
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
you’re my new favorite person
brella:
i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love
Don't Fuck With an English Teacher
autumnyte:
fasterwouldbebetter:
A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat...
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Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless)
FUCK
(via femmeboyant)
I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made.
(via queereyes-queerminds)
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muffinmachine:
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
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hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
ahemily:
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guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
petparent:
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